Spoonlicker Orgy

A prophesized event. The joke started as our group can only end one of two ways: Stephen in a Jim Jones fashion leads us to our kool-aid end or an orgy. We favor the orgy. It will have Panda Express catering. It's a must.

Conception

Initially a joke about the friend group's logical end, the joke came out of one of Daniel's many rambles. It was either Stephen reduces the group to some fucked up cult in a Jim Jones manner, or it makes the next logical step and rises to become a decadent orgy group where everyone is a friend with benefits. Catering by Panda express.

Spoonlickers found the concept horrendous but soon started to grow fond of the notion. A confession by 7-11 Liz revved things up as the concept began to exist as a fetus. Things have only gotten worse from there.

Opposition

The greatest opposing factor is Jackson. On multiple occasions he has all but frothed at the mouth trying to vehemently prevent the orgy as it implies his and more importantly Amanda's participation. While Amanda has expressed her interest/disinterest in participation Jackson will not allow it. He is anti-horny. For now.... He has even expressed his distaste on this very page.

Other disinterested parties include Connor and Damon. Connor is too wholesome and is away at war, and Damon is just weirded out by the idea.